This is how this website would have looked like if it had been seized. Thankfully it's not. (Trust me bro)
WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!
PRAISE THE LORD!
Hello, hello. My name is ... (censored text), but you may call me "Eu". I am pleased to present the latest news in regard to the BIKOStars.
If you would like to be voluntary added to
the BIKOStar system you can contact in person before I TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND IMPOSE THIS SYSTEM UPON EACH AND EVERY INFERIOR HUMAN BEING (ALL BUT ME)!!!11!11!1!
| Human (GDPRed) | Number of BIKOStars |
|---|---|
| V | 2 |
| OGB | 2 |
| FPP | 5 |
| MZ | 3 |
| L | 3 |
| LA | 2 |
| ln | 1 |
| Eu | -5 |
| SubHuman (Still GDPRed¹) | Number of BIKOStars |
|---|---|
| I | 3 |
| PdM | -1 |
Latest update: [2024-XI-20], 2135 EET (UTC+2).
To see vindicatory documents, access the following link: files/justificativedocuments.pdf.
Reinitialized BIKOstar experiment.
Added "delatiunea a ajuns sport national".
Launched this stoopid webpage. (Thank You, Mr. Para, for the subdomain)
CINE NAIBA E CG?!?
Added exchange rate.
Issued amnesty decree.
Access the following link for the romanian version: files/decree1per2024_RO.pdf.
Access the following link for the english version: files/decree1per2024_EN.pdf.
Distributed the regulations of the Chrismas fair of a random high school of Bucharest.
You may check them out at (DISCLIMER - Romanian only; this masterpiece cannot be translated): /files/regvianucraciun.pdf.
¹ - I am renowned for my fairness and modesty. I flex with them everywhere.
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